Hot Summer Day on the Golf Course
Posted in Golf Jokes on August 31st, 2006The summer day was a particularly hot one, but the Englishman who was on a golfing tour of the Continent gloried in the heat even though in Italy it had most of the locals gasping.
He was playing towards the fourth hole at Pisa’s Golf and Country Club when he came across a player who was completely naked and cooling herself in the water hazard.
Being a discreet soul, he cleared his throat to let her know he was there. She took no notice.
“Er, I say, hello,” he called hesitantly in case she hadn’t heard his previous approach.
“Er, I believe I’ve taken you unawares.”
“Well,” came a languid reply, “you junta’ putta’ ‘em back!”